There may be an answer to L.A.'s traffic problems -- send Shauna Sand back to Miami.
Sand stopped traffic on Robertson Blvd. yesterday so paps could snap photos of her in her car -- causing enough angry honking to annoy a seasoned New York cabby.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
Traffic on a London highway came to a standstill on Friday -- after catching a glimpse of Amy Jailhouse's cut up arm! 
Somebody call AA, er, Triple A!
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Nurse!, Amy Winehouse
Failed singer Kelly Osbourne is still a chip off the old block -- literally.
The 23-year-old rehabbed celebuspawn needed some assistance staying upright as she wobbled out of a London bar and into a taxi on Tuesday night. Oopsies!
At least she didn't drink and drive.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo
Never mind the sheet in her weave, the bandanas masquerading as a bikini or the scratched up twig legs, Amy Winehouse displayed a new brand of crazy by simultaneously talking into a cell phone -- and a jar of mayonnaise. Can you hear me? Can you hear me now?
Amy Winehouse on rye -- hold the mayo.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Nurse!, Amy Winehouse
The Lucite stripper shoe queen, Shauna Sand, reunited with her soon-to-be ex-hubby outside of Villa last night, where she played coy about their pending divorce. She did admit to the two still being lovers.
Apparently that restraining order he filed against her was just pillow talk.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
Naomi Campbell lit up a cigarette and nonchalantly puffed away while dining at New York restaurant Nello last night. 
For the record, smoking has been banned in NYC restaurants since 2003. Also for the record, we wouldn't risk a beatdown by asking Naomi to put out her cigarette either.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo
Whitney Houston's voice is not right and it's not okay!
The diva debacle performed for 30 minutes -- for a reported $3 mil -- to a sold-out crowd at the Plymouth Jazz Festival Sunday. According to BV Buzz, her voice was beaucoup raspy by the third song. She was also unable hit the big finish in "I Will Always Love You."
In addition to her vocal malfunction, Bobby B's ex clearly would have lost "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader," as she repeatedly shouted to the crowd, "I Love you, Trinidad!" Too bad she was actually in Tobago.
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Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky and Weird
The poor man's Posh and Beckham -- aka Katie Price and hubby Peter Andre -- along with their chicken pox baby have decided to depart L.A. Apparently the TSA doesn't mind a lil' pox on planes. All aboard!
The always charming Katie had some heartfelt parting words for TMZ.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
TMZ is calling out H-wood celebs! Lately, plenty of stars have been faking the funk and we smell bull! There are actually some stars who do like to stay out of the limelight -- while others just like to pretend they don't want the attention. Why even bother?
There are probably 15,000 restaurants and nightspots in L.A., but when celebs go to The Ivy, Hyde or Villa -- then swat away the attention -- it just doesn't make any sense. Restaurants like Katsuya in Hollywood have other, more discreet locations, but guess where the stars insist on going?
Stars can go wherever they want -- but if you hated burgers, would you hang out at Burger King?
Filed under: Train Wrecks
After allegedly headbutting some poor dude outside a London pool hall -- an incident Scotland Yard is currently investigating -- Amy Winehouse's buds got cheeky with the paps.
The guy is Mick Whitnall, a guitarist in Pete Doherty's band. What an ass!
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Video, Amy Winehouse
Britney Spears now has a musical connection to space cadet/wacktress Bai Ling -- but thankfully there's no duet in the works ... yet.
Brit didn't say a word, but Ling let it slip that her boyfriend/producer (and son of Dionne Warwick) Damon Elliott, was in the recording studio with Spears last night. Of course, Bai also believes she's been to the moon, so she could be full of it ... but this one seems legit.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Britney Spears
Shauna Sand just can't get her enough attention. To her credit, she stopped traffic this weekend. To her discredit, it was insanely lame.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Video, Wacky and Weird
Hold on to your man-panties, because no one's favorite pathetic, homophobic, trash-talking wrestler-turned-conservative unmotivational speaker Ultimate Warrior is returning to the ring. 
Brian James Hellwig, aka Ultimate Warrior, will tease his hair and come out of retirement on June 25 to faux-fight in something called the NWE. Instead of mouthing off on his blog against celebs like Heath Ledger and Hulk Hogan, the 48-year-old homosapien will fight someone called Orlando Jordan in Barcelona.
Apparently, writhing around with sweaty, half-naked members of the same sex is a hard job to give up!
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Talk Sports
Tonya Harding's singing is bad enough to shatter kneecaps. Paging Jeff Gillooly!
Harding was a not-so-special guest at Jared Allen's -- a sports bar in Kansas City, MO -- and assaulted Shania's "The Woman in Me." On the plus side, at least she didn't assault Shania.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky and Weird, Talk Sports
Brandon Davis should take a page out of the Don Imus school of scandal -- apologize to anyone and everyone as often as you can!
Brandon again had the opportunity to offer his mea culpa for his racist/homophobic remarks ....but, like Elton John (someone Brandon surely hates), sorry seems to be the hardest word.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
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