Posted May 16th 2008 2:34PM by TMZ Staff
Where to start ... Zsa Zsa's Husband, Prinz Frederic von Anhalt, aka, Von A-Hole, tells TMZ today.....

- Barack Obama's wife Michelle is a racist who hates white people
- Michelle would look like a "washerwoman" standing next to the other first ladies
- If she wants to be first lady she has to look good in the face and all over the place
- At least Barbara Bush wore nice dresses
- Al Sharpton is a racist and a cheap actor
As for Von A-Hole, he says how could he be a racist -- he's from Germany.
Watch the video. A sight to behold.
Filed under: TV, Prez Election 2008
Posted May 16th 2008 11:15AM by TMZ Staff
How's this for a cage match we'd kill to see -- Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband vs. Reverend Al Sharpton.

The Prince challenged Al to a fist fight yesterday, claiming he's a "big mouth" and that he could K.O. him.
VAH also called BS on Barack and Michelle Obama's claims ... that they knew jack about crazy Rev. Jeremiah Wright when they went to his church. As for calling Michelle Obama a "washerwoman," VAH says it's his opinion and she hates the US and should "go the f**k out of America."
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, Prez Election 2008
Posted May 16th 2008 10:40AM by TMZ Staff
Barack Obama claims he's strong enough to be Prez, but he doesn't have the cojones to defend the honor of his own wife.

Prince Von A Hole unleashed a tirade at the gay Starbucks in West Hollywood against Obama's wife, calling her a "washerwoman." The response from Obama's camp -- crickets.
Filed under: Prez Election 2008
Posted May 15th 2008 4:35PM by TMZ Staff
Dubya -- who still has 249 days in office -- took some time away from Presidentin' to enjoy a bike ride in Israel today ... and flash his middle finger to the international press!
He's either desperately trying to stop the bike ... or sending a strong message to all the terrorists. Hard to tell with G-Dub!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Nurse!, Prez Election 2008
Posted May 7th 2008 1:57PM by TMZ Staff
So we got this pic of Barack Obama pounding a brew at the Raleigh Times Bar in Raleigh, North Carolina. And guess what we found out... Barack tipped $18 on a $2 Pabst Blue Ribbon.
The bartender told TMZ he poured Ms. Obama a free PBR because, "She's a lot cuter than he is."
Now that's a Pabst smear!
Filed under: Prez Election 2008
Posted May 4th 2008 12:30PM by TMZ Staff
Tom Hanks wants Barack Obama to be Prez, and it could be one of the most effective celeb endorsements so far.
Hanks, who put his homemade video up on his MySpace page, begins by saying, "I'm Tom Hanks and I want Barack Obama to be the next President of our country. As an official celebrity, I know my endorsement has just made your mind up for you."
Hanks then gets serious, acknowledging both candidates have screwed up and associated with the wrong people, including relatives. Could Tommy boy really be saying that about Bill?
Watch, then cast your vote!
Filed under: Prez Election 2008
Posted Apr 29th 2008 2:36PM by TMZ Staff
Barack Obama just wants Reverend Jeremiah Wright to shut up.
In a presser today, the presidential hopeful blasted his pastor's controversial preachings on 9/11, AIDS and everything in between -- saying the comments make him mad, angry and are 100% opposed to what he stands for.
Though Wright was quiet when TMZ got him and his shove-happy security yesterday, don't expect him to quit yapping anytime soon.
Filed under: Prez Election 2008
Posted Apr 29th 2008 12:05PM by TMZ Staff
He may have single-handedly done in Barack Obama with his arrogance, but Reverend Jeremiah Wright's work still isn't done until his security messes with TMZ.
If he really wanted Barack to win, he'd just stay home.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Fights, Prez Election 2008
Posted Apr 28th 2008 9:03AM by TMZ Staff
They weren't supposed to show but somehow Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt finagled their way into the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Oh yeah, and they thought their presence helped make it an "A-list" event.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Prez Election 2008
Posted Apr 27th 2008 12:16PM by TMZ Staff
Colleen Shannon wants to set the record straight -- Jesse Metcalfe did not pay for her boobs. Some reading lessons would have been nice though.
The Playmate/DJ wants us to know that she's boned up on politics since the last time we spoke to her, and her candidate of choice is "Umbama."
As in, "Um, what is this airhead talking about?"
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Prez Election 2008
Posted Apr 23rd 2008 4:40PM by TMZ Staff
God has spoken to "Joan of Arcadia" -- and he wants her to help Americans have cheap sex! Life, liberty and the pursuit of horniness.

Amber Tamblyn met with college students and Sen. Debbie Stabenow (D-MI) in D.C. on Wednesday -- to find ways to provide access to affordable birth control. Condoms aren't just for the rich? Paging Jamie Lynn!
Tamblyn and her "sisterhood of getting in your pants" know issues like the war or the struggling economy ain't nothing if you can't have cost-effective safe sex!
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Prez Election 2008
Posted Apr 23rd 2008 11:35AM by TMZ Staff
Deceased actor Roy Scheider still gives Barack Obama credit, and it's a big problem.
Scheider gave $50 to Barack Obama on March 10 -- problem is, he's been dead since February 10. The 50-spot was an automatic, monthly credit card donation -- which lived on, even though Roy didn't.
A spokesperson for the campaign told the L.A.Times they will no longer take from the dead.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, R.I.P., Prez Election 2008
Posted Apr 23rd 2008 11:25AM by TMZ Staff
Barack Obama has sent a message to Isaiah Washington -- we don't want your kind.....of money.

According to official records, Washington donated $2,300 for the primaries and $2,300 for the general -- the max allowed by law. Last month, according to the Federal Election Commission website, Isaiah crossed the line by exceeding the limit and Obama had to refund $50.
It's clear Isaiah likes Barack's views ... wonder if Barack feels the same way.
Filed under: Prez Election 2008
Posted Apr 22nd 2008 4:01PM by TMZ Staff
Just having a crush on Obama isn't enough to solidify his Democratic Party candidacy -- so today Obama Girl Amber Lee Ettinger actually voted in the Pennsylvania primary.
She missed her chance to vote in New Jersey because she was sick, but has lived in both places and is able to vote in PA as well. Sadly, she didn't wear that infamous bikini to today's primary.
Filed under: Prez Election 2008
Posted Apr 21st 2008 4:37PM by TMZ Staff
First wrestlers got into politics (Jesse Ventura, anyone?) -- now politicians are getting into wrestling. And it's on TV tonight.
Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain each taped a short video that will be played during tonight's show. It's hard to figure out which one comes across more out of touch -- Hillary (calling herself "Hill-Rod"), Barack ("Can you smell what Barack is cooking!") or McCain (calling his backers "McCainiacs").
If Hillary takes on The Undertaker, our money's on Hil.
Filed under: Prez Election 2008
