Posted May 16th 2008 7:00PM by TMZ Staff
Britney Spears is down in Central America -- with Mel Gibson, mind you -- horsing around the beaches of Costa Rica. Custody battles, foreign accents and 5150 holds must feel like a lifetime ago!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Britney Spears
Posted May 16th 2008 1:01PM by TMZ Staff
To go with her promotional borefriend Benji Madden, Paris wore a promotional t-shirt dress thing with her name on it.
This chick is so ovah, she couldn't get arrested today even if she tried.
We call bullshirt.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Paris Hilton, Style Insider
Posted May 16th 2008 12:29PM by TMZ Staff
Audrina Patridge is making her feature film debut in a straight-to-DVD sequel of a movie no one saw in the first place. Based on these photos, it won't be Audrina's acting on display -- and that's how it should be.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, The Hills
Posted May 16th 2008 12:15PM by TMZ Staff
Shiloh, Suri, even Max and Emme, ain't got nothing on Salma Hayek's little billionairess, Valentina Paloma Pinault. Hola bitches!
Hayek's adorable 8-month-old princesa -- whose dad is French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault -- was carried onto a private jet by a Salma-esque looking nanny on Thursday.
You read correctly, that is not Salma's backside.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Kids
Posted May 16th 2008 11:25AM by TMZ Staff
Lil' pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears had a play date with her high-powered big wheel -- an ATV -- on Wednesday.
While sitting on her four-wheeler, the 205-month old munched on what appears to be either a popsicle or some sort of meat on a stick.
Hopefully she wasn't riding around in the ATV, because JL wasn't wearing a helmet or a seatbelt. What does this chick have against playing safe?!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch
Posted May 16th 2008 9:15AM by TMZ Staff
Working out at the same gym Madonna frequents, Gwyneth Paltrow glistened as she emerged from a workout in London yesterday.
Is "slippery nipple" a drink or a workout regimen?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies
Posted May 15th 2008 5:58PM by TMZ Staff
At 60 years old, Rolling Stone guitarist Ronnie Wood doesn't look a day older ... than Keith Richards.
Ronnie went for one of his walks in London on Wednesday.
Rock and roll will never die.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Critters, Nurse!
Posted May 15th 2008 4:35PM by TMZ Staff
Dubya -- who still has 249 days in office -- took some time away from Presidentin' to enjoy a bike ride in Israel today ... and flash his middle finger to the international press!
He's either desperately trying to stop the bike ... or sending a strong message to all the terrorists. Hard to tell with G-Dub!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Nurse!, Prez Election 2008
Posted May 15th 2008 2:00PM by TMZ Staff
OMG! You are not going to believe this, but Lauren Conrad was actually snapped having a genuine reaction!
The miraculous event took place outside Crown Bar on Wednesday, when a photog fell over trying to take the "Hills" star's pic -- which caused an authentic gasp from Lauren.
Producers were immediately rushed to the scene, where LC was mic'd properly for a re-shoot.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky and Weird, The Hills, Reality TV
Posted May 15th 2008 1:42PM by TMZ Staff
Is Naomi Watts getting parenting lessons from Britney Spears?

The unwed mother caught her son Alexander's head as they strolled through the West Village on Wednesday. Oopsies!
Luckily, he just slipped -- so a conservatorship won't be necessary.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Hot Mamas
Posted May 15th 2008 12:03PM by TMZ Staff
Without any of her usual bling, furs, drag makeup or heels, KimHorror Lee Simmons was almost unrecognizable on Wednesday.

The 33-year-old divorcing mother of two hit the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills in all her Baby Phat glory.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider
Posted May 15th 2008 10:58AM by TMZ Staff
A young and innocent Jamie Lynn Spears, decked in almost all pink from head-to-toe, ran errands with her proud family yesterday in Kentwood, La.
The glowing and precious 17-year-old unwed mother-to-be is due with her first child next month.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Nurse!
Posted May 14th 2008 6:30PM by TMZ Staff
For the love of Sharpay Evans! Can someone please tell Beyonce she is not Ashley Tisdale in "High School Musical"?

The married 26-year-old showed up to dinner in NYC -- after attending a Kanye West show, mind you -- dressed like a spoiled teenager on any Disney kids' show. She's just being Miley!
Jay-Z better knock some sense into her.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky and Weird, Fashion Police, Beyonce Knowles, Style Insider
Posted May 14th 2008 1:38PM by TMZ Staff
Blondered British singer Lily Allen maneuvered some dangerous curves as she dove off rocks and sunbathed topless on the French Riviera on Wednesday.

Smile.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies
Posted May 14th 2008 12:12PM by TMZ Staff
Aussie actress Naomi Watts starred in yet another "Ring" sequel last night -- as in the ones around her nipples!
While her wardrobe malfunction didn't involve the sight of her areolas, the 39-year-old blonde did expose her unfortunate flower petal pasties. Don't they come in basic black?!
A nip slip might have been less embarrassing.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider, Hot Bodies
