Bob Uecker Would be Proud
Who do you have to sleep with to get great seats at a Madonna concert?
At Dolphin Stadium Wednesday night in Miami.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Madonna, A-Rod
A-Rod Gets Madge All Moist ... Eyed
Bring us some Kaopectate: Madonna was apparently so moved serenading Alex Rodriguez at her Miami show, she got teary.
So says the New York Daily News, which reports Madge "fixed her gaze on him" while singing "You Must Love Me" (uh oh), then "got all teary-eyed" when he smiled at her in the front row. Meanwhile, she also talked about "a long-distance love affair" when she crooned "I'm So Far Away."
Otherwise, no one seemed too bothered that Madonna showed two hours late and didn't wish anyone a happy Thanksgiving.
A-Rod's Blonde Contrition Tour
After hitching a ride back to Miami with Madonna, A-Rod played family man with his ex-wife and kids last night on their home turf. 
It's unclear whether Alex will be spending Thanksgiving with them or if he'll be too busy stuffing having stuffing with Madge.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Madonna, Talk Sports, A-Rod
Madonna & A-Rod Have Landed ... Together
Despite all the rumors and divorces, Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have never been seen cavorting together ... until now.
The 50-year-old pop diva and the 33-year-old Yankee were spotted exiting a private jet in Miami early Tuesday morning, along with their manager, Guy Oseary. Madge then got into A-Rod's waiting Maybach and the two drove off into the sunrise.
Looks like A-Rod & Madge will be celebrating the end of the U.S. leg of her appropriately-titled "Sticky and Sweet" tour in Miami tonight.
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Paparazzi Photo, Madonna, A-Rod
What a British Divorce Looks Like
We just got docs in the Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce case. It ain't spectacular, that's for sure, but in case you want to see what a gazillionaire gets from a judge to make her single again, have at it.
The divorce becomes official in 6 weeks.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Break-Ups, Madonna
Madge and Guy's Big D -- Minute Made
Madonna is pretty much free to swing A-Rod's way whenever she wants now.
A UK family court gave the go-ahead for her divorce from Guy Ritchie this morning in just minutes. A statement given in court said Madge petitioned for the divorce on the grounds of Guy's "unreasonable behaviour" and said the behavior was "continuing." Also, the hearing revealed the couple haven't lived at the same address in months.
The divorce should be totally buttoned up in about six weeks.
Filed under: Madonna, Dirty Divorces
Guy Chooses Boys Over Madge Money
The Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce might already be settled, with Guy telling Madonna she can keep her Kabbalah coin all to herself.
According to a report in the Daily Mail, Madge won't pay out a penny or a pound of her $500 mil fortune to Guy, but their sons (David and Rocco) will split their time between London and New York. An announcement on the settlement could come by the end of the month, says a source.
We've been told Guy could still do pretty well in the divorce -- since Brit divorce law says he's due half.
Filed under: Madonna, Dirty Divorces
Side Eyes Don't Lie
We don't like reading too much into photos, but Madonna's best bud Gwyneth Paltrow is clearly saying to A-Rod, "Look dude, I'm not telling anyone you're going upstairs. No one even knows she's in town. Trust me, my lips are sealed."
Gwyneth and A-Rod were at the reopening of the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach.
Truth be told, Madonna is MIA.
Madge -- Kids Must Drink Kabbalah Kool-Aid!
Madonna finally released the kids to Guy Ritchie for the first time since the split -- and not without a crazy list of demands.
The Daily Mail says Guy's got Rocco and David for a while, but Madge has demanded the kids drink only water blessed by Kabbalah priests, that they do not watch TV and wear only clothes she's sent along. And then there are the toys -- they have to be "spiritually and ethically" sound.
By all accounts the boys were delighted to see Daddy. Wonder why.
Filed under: Madonna
No Tongue This Time for Brit & Madge
Britney and Madonna reunited on stage last night -- but all Brit got was a peck on the hand.
The two last performed together at the infamous 2003 VMAs, where they french kissed for an audience including Brit's ex, Justin Timberlake -- who was also there last night, but performed much later.
Filed under: Britney Spears, Madonna
Britney Spears -- Another Collapse?!!
Britney Spears' timing is good these days. The stage she'll take tonight with Madonna semi-collapsed yesterday.
Britney and Justin Timberlake will perform with Madge at Dodger Stadium this evening, at least that's what Ryan Seacrest said on KIIS FM.
Yesterday around 4:00 PM, the roof structure started leaning wildly to the right. A TMZ spy in the stadium snapped this picture and then, priorities straight, ran for safety.
Dodger Stadium sources tell us the stage will be repaired for tonight's show.
Filed under: Britney Spears, Madonna, Justin Timberlake
A-Rod -- Primping for Her Madgesty?
We were trying to figure out why Alex Rodriguez got his hair did at a salon in Los Angeles yesterday -- but a look at Madonna's tour line-up might explain it.
The soon-to-be divorcee will be in town tomorrow night.
Filed under: Madonna
MadgeRod Slinks Away to Seinfeld Motel
Madonna and Alex Rodriguez are apparently going to serious lengths to keep their meetings secret ... not that Jerry Seinfeld thinks there's anything wrong with that.
The funnyman made his Hamptons house available to them for a quick rendezvous recently, says the New York Post. Madge-Rod both got picked up by helicopters in NYC and then by the Seinfelds in the East End. The Yankee and Madonna spent four hours at Jerry's place then schlepped back to the city.
Madonna's rep said she was unaware of the meeting.
Night Out with the Guy
Guy Ritchie knows if you want to have a low key night out ... just hit the town with two huge actors.
The soon-to-be ex Mr. Madonna hung with Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr., his "Sherlock Holmes" stars, in London on Thursday.
Blowing off steam during a messy divorce is elementary, my dear Watson.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Madonna, Dirty Divorces
What's the Deal with Seinfeld and Madonna?
In between Canadian tour dates, Madonna hitched a helicopter ride with comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his wife.
Is he into Kabbalah or is she into comedy? We've seen her movies. It's gotta be the former.
Filed under: Madonna
