Posted Jul 2nd 2008 3:56PM by TMZ Staff
Just because your kids don't belong to a polygamous religious sect, doesn't mean they can't dress like they do!
Now that they've had their children of the corn returned to them by the government, members of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints have created an online shop so all kids can wear creepy Laura Ingalls-esque, polyester uniforms. Perfect gifts for a teen readying for their first, second or third marriage!
The unisex site features everything any wannabe brainwashed, homeschooled, inbred, God-fearing child could need to fit in at Walnut Grove Elementary. All items -- from Pilgrim dresses to overalls -- meet "the FLDS standards for modesty and neatness." The devil wears long underwear!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, Style Insider
Posted Jul 2nd 2008 3:46PM by TMZ Staff
Things that should never be worn again: acid washed jeans, Cosby sweaters, Ugg boots ... and the coconut and pineapple shirt Martin Sheen is holding!
The 67-year-old -- whose birth name is Rámon Gerardo Antonio Estévez -- was picking up dry cleaning in Santa Monica on Tuesday, when the fashion police were called to the scene.
No injuries were reported.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Full Throttle Fashion, Nurse!
Posted Jun 26th 2008 6:01PM by TMZ Staff
Former "CSI" douche Gary Dourdan emerged thicker in L.A. on Wednesday, after copping to drug charges and hitting up rehab last month.
Unfortunately, with his scarf-tie thingy, necklaces, rings, cuff, bracelet, watch and wallet chain, Dourdan is now guilty of possessing way too many damn accessories. Just say no, Gary.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Nurse!
Posted Jun 25th 2008 11:44AM by TMZ Staff
A whole bunch of people got arrested last night at the BET Awards -- by the fashion police!
Filed under: Music, Fashion Police, Full Throttle Fashion, Nurse!
Posted Jun 24th 2008 1:10PM by TMZ Staff
Lenny Kravitz is cooler than you -- because he doesn't wear any underwear!
While getting into a vehicle in Prague on Monday, the 44-year-old hipster showed off his back door Britney.
Let's hope Lenny isn't starting a new trend of flashing man-vadges.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Music, Fashion Police, Nurse!
Posted Jun 20th 2008 1:20PM by TMZ Staff
Wearing Amelia Earhart's Easter hat, a support-free bra, Rosie O'Donnell's bloomers and her great-aunt Sheila's tablecloth, a bloodless Courtney Love modeled the latest from Victoria's Secret Great Gatsby Collection in Malibu on Thursday.
The 43-year-old rehabbed widow loon is a sheer mess.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Nurse!
Posted Jun 20th 2008 1:15PM by TMZ Staff
Even in her down time, unwed A-list bag lady Helena Bonham Carter dresses like she's in one of her boyfriend Tim Burton's films. Corpse Bride!
With her static cling pullover, belted duvet cover and atrociously sensible, orthopedic lace-ups, HBC really is Bellatrix Lestrange.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, Full Throttle Fashion
Posted Jun 18th 2008 12:31PM by TMZ Staff
Clinton isn't the only Hilary that has thrown in the towel!
While normally well put together, Hilary Duff emerged at a L.A. hot dog stand on Tuesday -- looking like Jessica Simpson's haggard body double in "Dukes of Hazzard 2: The Morning After."
Hil's frump hair and raggedy outfit are so yesterday.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Hilary Duff
Posted Jun 12th 2008 1:10PM by TMZ Staff
Despite having access to the best shops, designers and stylists, some celebs just can't seem to pull together a decent outfit.
Check out these A-list fashion atrocities that will have you wondering, WTF are you wearing?!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, Full Throttle Fashion
Posted Jun 3rd 2008 2:00PM by TMZ Staff
Wonder twin Ashley Olsen's latest costume change was a real drag -- literally.
In the course of a few hours on Monday, Ash went from NYC streetwalker to k.d. Lang wannabe.
Filed under: Fashion Police, Mary-Kate/Ashley Olsen, Full Throttle Fashion
Posted Jun 3rd 2008 1:55PM by TMZ Staff
Is this nutbag trying to bring back Hammer pants?!?
Naomi C. and her Madea-esque fashion fairy godmother, Vogue's Andre Leon Talley were dressed more appropriately for Arabian night at Studio 54 in 1982 than the CFDA awards in NYC last night.
Can someone please let Andre know when the fire in his building is out so he can return to his shower?
Filed under: Fashion Police, Style Insider
Posted May 19th 2008 7:25PM by TMZ Staff
Criss Angel and "American Gladiator" Wolf battled it out for douchebag outfit of the night at the Academy of Country Music Awards on Sunday.
Criss' women's fedora, sleeveless leather vest and ill-fitting jeans are accented beautifully by his guido jewelry. While Wolf's crushed velvet, sleeveless, double-breasted vampire coat dress thing and bootcut denim combo bring out the highlights in his fried, over-processed weave.
There is clearly no winner here.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, Full Throttle Fashion
Posted May 14th 2008 6:30PM by TMZ Staff
For the love of Sharpay Evans! Can someone please tell Beyonce she is not Ashley Tisdale in "High School Musical"?
The married 26-year-old showed up to dinner in NYC -- after attending a Kanye West show, mind you -- dressed like a spoiled teenager on any Disney kids' show. She's just being Miley!
Jay-Z better knock some sense into her.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, Beyonce Knowles, Style Insider
Posted May 14th 2008 12:57PM by TMZ Staff
Janet Jackson just can't seem to avoid wardrobe malfunctions.
Damita Jo arrived to the opening of the Alexander McQueen store in L.A. on Tuesday, looking like the illegitimate celebuspawn of the Pink Panther and a Druid high priestess.
If only she could cast a spell on her record sales.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, Janet Jackson, Full Throttle Fashion
Posted May 6th 2008 1:15PM by TMZ Staff
The theme at the Met Museum's Costume Institute gala last night in NYC was "Superheroes" -- appropriate since most of these celebs' getups need to be rescued.
Filed under: Fashion Police, Jennifer Lopez, Style Insider
