Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dude called the cops on Kanye over that!? Are you frickin kidding?! We believe the appropriate word to describe this guy could be defined as "another way to call a cat a kitten."
Filed under: Breaking News, Kanye West
Hudson Family Memorial -- Monday Mourning
The Hudson family said today a memorial service for Jennifer's slain mother, brother and nephew will be held Monday morning at Chicago's Apostolic Church of God.
The service will be for invited guests only and, in lieu of flowers, the family is asking for donations to be made to the newly created Hudson-King Foundation.
Plans for a public memorial have not been announced yet.
Filed under: Breaking News
Jake "The Snake" Implodes
Forget everything you knew about wrestling legend Jake "the Snake" Roberts -- all that appears to remain is Jake the Junkie.
TMZ has obtained extremely disturbing footage of the former WWF superstar -- and former substance abuse rehab patient -- self-destructing during a live benefit event in Ohio over the weekend.
The footage shows a stumbling, overweight, rambling Roberts struggling to form a coherent sentence, while addressing the crowd moments before his match in the Firestorm Pro Wrestling league.
But the story behind the scenes is even more tragic. According to several sources, the 53-year-old legend was found passed out backstage moments before he was scheduled to perform. We're told when Snake was woken up, he was aggressive, violent and asking for "an 8-ball."
We're also told nearly two dozen empty airplane bottles of vodka were found by his gear.
Click here... it's not over yet
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Talk Sports, Breaking News
J. Lo -- More Assletic than You
Jennifer Lopez has just completed the Nautica Malibu Triathlon in 2 hours, 23 minutes and 28 seconds. Her ass crossed the finish line a scant three minutes later. 
It looks like all it takes to warm J. Lo up to paparazzi is a half-mile swim, an 18-mile bike and a 4-mile jog.
Filed under: Jennifer Lopez, Hot Mamas, Breaking News
Abominable Snowman -- Caught on Tape Too!!!
Lest there be any doubt, TMZ now has incontrovertable proof the abominable snowman is alive and well...
Well, at least he was ... before hunters shot him and put him in a box.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Breaking News
Rev. Diddy Sends Freeman His Praise
P. Diddy isn't one to get chatty with photogs -- but he finally opened up today after we asked him about Morgan Freeman's terrible car accident.
He wasn't so open about the shooting at Jermaine Dupri's party this weekend.
Filed under: Music, Breaking News, Nurse!
This Is Miss Daisy
So that's who he was driving! Meet Demaris Meyer, the passenger in Morgan Freeman's smash-up late last night.
From what we can gather, 48-year-old Meyer is from Memphis, works as an executive assistant at Fed-Ex and is an avid gardener. One source tells us that Meyer is a very close friend of Morgan's wife Myrna and is often seen at their house for get-togethers.
Freeman was driving Meyer's 1997 Nissan Maxima in rural Mississippi when he lost control and the car flipped. Meyer was treated for her injuries and released.
Filed under: Breaking News, Nurse!
Novak Quits, Condition "Dire"
Right winger Robert Novak has just announced that he has retired -- effective immediately.
The political columnist for the Chicago Sun-Times decribes his prognosis following the diagnosis of a brain tumor as "dire."
"The details are being worked out with the doctors this week, but the tentative plan is for radiation and chemotherapy," Novak told the paper.
Just two weeks ago cops cited Novak for hit and run after he hit a pedestrian in Washington, D.C. crosswalk. Novak told us he didn't even see the person he hit.
Filed under: Breaking News, Nurse!
Freeman Not Ready for His Close Up After Wreck
The Mississppi Highway Patrol has identified Freeman's passenger as Demaris Meyer. Freeman was driving Meyer's 1997 Nissan Maxima eastbound on Highway 32 when he ran off the edge of the road, flipping the car. We're told both were wearing seat belts at the time.
And get this -- an editor for a local Mississippi newspaper tells the AP when one looky-loo whipped out a cell phone at the scene of Morgan Freeman's accident and tried to snap a pic of the actor, Freeman joked, "no freebies, no freebies." Everyone's a journalist these days!
Cops say Freeman was coherent and talking to police and paramedics.
UPDATE: Freeman's rep confirms the actor broke his shoulder and arm, but expects him to make a "good" recovery.
Filed under: Breaking News, Nurse!
Freeman May Have Been Driving Dazy
Morgan Freeman may have fallen asleep at the wheel last night right before his bad car wreck.
The actor was driving on Highway 32 in Tallahatchie County when he apparently lost control, flipping his car several times.
WHBQ in Memphis is reporting Freeman was on his way home to Charleston when the smash-up happened. Bill Luckett, Freeman's friend and co-owner of Freeman's restaurant Madidi, said his buddy was sitting up and talking at the hospital.
One source tells TMZ that Freeman has broken several ribs and injured his knee. His female passenger, we're told, had to be cut out of the car using the Jaws of Life. A source says she's suffering from bumps and bruises, but is "all in all in good condition."
Filed under: Breaking News, Nurse!
Morgan Freeman Injured in Car Accident
TMZ has learned that Academy Award winning actor Morgan Freeman, 71, has been injured in a serious car accident in Mississippi.
Cops tell us the "Dark Knight" star was in a one car accident around 11:30 PM last night north of the small town of Ruleville. He was airlifted from the accident scene to a hospital in Memphis, Tenn. We're told alcohol is not suspected as a factor in the wreck, news of which was first reported by MediaTakeout.
Freeman's condition is unknown, but state troopers tell us he was talking at the scene before he was taken to the hospital. The condition of an unidentified female passenger in the car also is unknown.
Story developing ...
Filed under: Breaking News, Nurse!
Car Revs Over Al's Daughter
TMZ has learned Rev. Al Sharpton's daughter was rushed to the emergency room earlier this week after she was run over by a car outside her dad's NY office building -- and all on the day before her 22nd birthday! 
According to Sharpton's spokesperson Rachel Noerdlinger, Dominique Sharpton was "hit by a car the day before yesterday while outside of National Action Network's headquarters in Harlem while walking with two co-workers. A car pulled into the gas station at full speed and she was pinned to the car. Her father rushed home and she is on crutches with several stitches but she is fine and grateful for the outpouring of support from around the country."
As far as we know, Imus has not been named a suspect ... yet.
Filed under: Breaking News, Nurse!
Heath's Uncle -- Alleged Bobcat Burgler
The uncle of the late Heath Ledger was popped Wednesday for stealing tractors -- and a tomahawk -- in Heath's hometown of Perth, Australia.
Haydn Ledger -- brother of Heath's dad Kim -- was charged with receiving stolen goods when three bobcat tractors worth over $100K were found at his office. They'd been stolen from a building site and a contractor's yard.
Earlier this year, Uncle Haydn accused Heath's dad of mismanaging his late son's trust fund, a claim which Kim Ledger denied. Heath's "The Dark Knight" premieres today.
Filed under: Breaking News, Heath Ledger
Wiseguy Wants Lotto Whacked Over Scratch Snafu
The New York lottery might want to think about witness protection.
Vinny Vella - the guy who played Jimmy Petrille on "The Sopranos" -- wants to rub out the New York lotto for -- he claims -- shorting him out of a $5 million scratch-ticket payday. He says he had the right numbers on an "Extravaganza" lottery ticket -- two sevens -- but it turns out that the number was a 17.
The New York lottery tells us the vendor that prints the tickets had a "minor ink and printing problem" that affected about 5,000 tickets. They also say Vella's SOL -- they've got barcodes and other security precautions on the ticket that prove he's a loser.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Breaking News
Javon -- Sprayed Out Before He Got Laid Out
Hours before Javon Walker got his face broken during a late-night robbery, the NFL superstar was partying his face off at a nightclub.
SpyOnVegas.com caught Walker, who wore a gigantic diamond watch to the "Sunday School" party at Body English, spraying the crowd down with bottles of Dom Perignon Rosé from his own private booth. We're told Walker, who just signed a $55 million deal with the Raiders, dropped at least $15,000 inside the club that night.
Hours after the pics were taken, Walker was found unconscious at an intersection near the Strip, having suffered a fractured eye socket.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Talk Sports, Breaking News
