Posted Jul 3rd 2008 1:35PM by TMZ Staff
Thomas Beatie -- the 34-year-old former woman turned transgendered pregnant man who went on Oprah -- has given birth to a biological girl.

We're hearing the whole thing was totally cloak and dagger. He checked into the hospital in Bend, Ore. under a fake name after going into labor early Monday morning and his room was sealed off, away from other expectant moms. The baby was delivered by C-section later that day.

Filed under: Baby Watch
Posted Jul 2nd 2008 3:22PM by TMZ Staff
Who needs a doll, when your Scientoloparents give you fake benjamins to play with?!

While the actress-formerly-known as Katie Holmes stared blankly, reflecting on her former self, adorable, lifelike baby thetan Suri Cruise played with a fake ol' $100 bill on Tuesday. Is nothing in her life real?
If only Suri could use that money to get those bangs cut.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Baby Watch, Kids, Tom & Katie
Posted Jul 2nd 2008 1:30PM by TMZ Staff
Looking like a pregnant hippie priestess, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz showed off her stomach growth on Tuesday.

The Fall Out baby mama is finally a big star.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Hot Mamas, Ashlee Simpson
Posted Jul 1st 2008 2:00PM by TMZ Staff
Minnie Driver's not due 'til next month -- but she was right when she joked that all the pappers wanted her to pop on the spot last night at Hollywood & Highland. Nothing says quality video like a little after-birth!
Filed under: Baby Watch
Posted Jul 1st 2008 12:00PM by TMZ Staff
Jaymes Foster -- the 50-year-old woman who willingly had Clay Aiken's seed injected into her womb -- was spotted on Monday with barely any sign of a Clayby bump.

While the unborn is due next month, if you were carrying Aiken's artificially inseminated, illegitimate, platonic love child -- would you want it to show?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, American Idol, Hot Mamas
Posted Jun 27th 2008 6:46PM by TMZ Staff
Now we may know why Michael Lohan was hanging around Lindsay Lohan's set yesterday -- to butter her up before today's bombshell dropped about her so-called mystery sis!
Michael wasn't too happy to talk about his possible bastard daughter from an affair back in 1995 -- when he was still married to Dina -- but it's definitely time to get outta L.A. and get a freakin' paternity test already.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Lindsay Lohan
Posted Jun 27th 2008 3:32PM by TMZ Staff
Hanging out with Mr. Gwen Stefani is no day in the park.

While Gwen rested her lovely pregnant bones, Gavin fingered the paps in a London park on Thursday.
Does he hold lil' Kingston with that hand?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Music, Baby Watch, Nurse!
Posted Jun 27th 2008 12:20PM by TMZ Staff
First it was doling out soft-serve ice cream, then hot dogs, now it's shopping for motorcycles. New mom Tori Spelling is officially a normal mother's worst nightmare!

Less than three weeks after her latest spawn was born, Tori and husbore Dean McDermott went out shopping for Ducati motorcycles on Thursday. Baby's first accident waiting to happen!
At this rate, it won't be long before little Stella Doreen is up ... and running with scissors!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Tori Spelling
Posted Jun 26th 2008 11:44AM by TMZ Staff
Jamie Lynn Spears may not need a conservatorship (yet), but the new mom still wants her parents to help with her baby.

TMZ spies tell us ever since the unwed teen mother gave birth last week, she's been staying at mom Lynne's Kentwood home -- which Britney paid for -- called Serenity. We're told even though JL and baby daddy Casey Aldridge bought a home in nearby Liberty, Miss., Jamie has decided to stay with Mama Spears because she's realized it ain't so easy raising a child ... especially, when you're still one yourself.
As far as Casey's living arrangements, we're told he goes back and forth between staying with Jamie Lynn and little Maddie Briann, and his folks' home. An adult mother's work is never done.
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Filed under: Baby Watch, Kids, Nurse!
Posted Jun 25th 2008 4:20PM by TMZ Staff
Little Henry may be as cute as his mom Heidi Klum, but his temper is all compliments of daddy dearest Seal.

The two-year-old tyke threw a fit while out with his mom and siblings in NYC on Tuesday. If you think he's angry now, just wait until his pop teaches him how to drive!
We're just sayin'!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Kids, We're Just Sayin'
Posted Jun 24th 2008 2:15PM by TMZ Staff
No better place to bring up the nasty subject of 82-year-old Hugh Hefner's old man sperm than outside the Ivy -- hold on to your dinner!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Baby Watch
Posted Jun 19th 2008 2:38PM by TMZ Staff
Jamie Lynn just popped a baby out of her Britney, but little Maddie Briann may not be the only new addition to the fam.
Before birthing her baby, Ms. Spears and her babydaddy test drove a shiny new pick-up truck at a dealership in McComb, Mississippi. Hopefully, unlike her big sis, Jamie Lynn will get her kid a car seat.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Baby Watch
Posted Jun 19th 2008 10:26AM by TMZ Staff
Baby's coming y'all! Cameras just snapped big sis Britney Spears walking into a Mississippi hospital -- to visit her lil' unwed pregnant teen sis, Jamie Lynn.
It's a good day when Brit Brit goes to the hospital without the need of a gurney or a 5150 hold.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Britney Spears
Posted Jun 18th 2008 5:27PM by TMZ Staff
Jennifer Lopez, that husband of hers and their little bambinos, Max and Emme, arrived in Belgium on Wednesday.

On this trip, La Lopez and Marc Anthony actually went Dutch.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Jennifer Lopez, Hot Mamas
Posted Jun 16th 2008 12:35PM by TMZ Staff
As a Father's Day treat, Gisele helped Tom Brady with one of his chores -- spending time with his son!

After enjoying the afternoon together, T+G returned lil' John Edward to a nanny. Gisele just can't keep her hands off the men in Bridget Moynahan's life!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch
